Thursday, April 3, 2008

I am Not GAY!!!!!!

I am here to announce to everyone that I AM NOT GAY!!!! Haih, just because i dont have a girlfriend does not mean i am gay ok. I tried my best to get one but everything was in vain. I just dont have the skill to take away a girl heart. I only know how to lose my heart. Haha. Anyway, to all people out there, i will repeat again so that u all are clear about this. I AM NOT GAY!! I AM STRAIGHT!! To girls, if u dont believe me then open your clothes and lie down and i will make sure that u are pregnant. (lol, copy this line from somewhere..guess guess) To guys, if u dont believe me then come near me and i chop off your little magic stick. (lol, this is my line)...

To all gays out there, if u wanna friends then i would not mind but please stop doing gay stuff in front of me. I'll kick the hell out of u and make sure u can even be gay anymore. Stop touching people hand and stuff cos it makes me sick. Stop asking to do ridiculous things that only a girl will do. Show your concern as a friend but not jealousy. Jealousy meaning stop being nosy or "kepo". Who i talk to, what i talk or sms to is non of your concern. Ask me once or twice is ok but if u ask too many times then i will freak out. Stop eavesdropping on every conversation that i have. Stop keep want to do the same thing that i wanna do for example surfing the same site that i am surfing even though i am just searching on yahoo search engine. Last but not least, stop treating me like a girl and like one of your girlfriend. That really piss me off!!!

If u dont know whether u are gay or not then please do something to confirm whether u are or not. Maybe u dont realize that u are gay but your action shows that you are definitely a gay. Please think twice before u do anything. Friendship could be broken because of this. I dont hate gay people or anything, so i apologize if i have offended some Gay people. Lastly i repeat for the last time I AM NOT GAY!! Thank you thank you!!!

2 comments:

[K]v00n said...

wahahaha, u r not gay, u r not gay.. straight somemore.. come come.. show me how straigh is it... damn cool ur article man.. bro, keep it la.. show me your power that u r not gay but staright,,, wahahhaha

Mitchy said...

Wahaha...Cool leh....Thanks thanks...

U want me show u that i am not gay?? Ok, u try come touch me la, i chop off ur little bro...wakaka....