Thursday, March 13, 2008

Da Mitchy Newstimes - 13 March 2008

Melaka, Bukit Beruang: Another victim was shot down again by the fearless JANE BOON. Student of MMU please becarefull of this little girl as she will strike at anyone no matter wat age or gender or races. Even if u are old, u are in danger!! Even if u are still a baby, u are still in danger!! Beware, i repeat again PLEASE BEWARE. Back to the story. It happen on a wednesday afternoon at a chicken rice shop near stygix computer shop. Kelvin who is an innocent man was eating Char Siew rice together with frenz. He did not realise that serial killer Jane Boon was just sitting 2 places away from him. Everything was fine until kelvin realise that he forgot to bring his wallet. So he decided to ask someone to borrow him some money first. Without realising that was jane boon, kelvin ask her to borrow him and jane boon agreed. After finish eating, everyone went to the counter to pay. Jane boon paid first. Then Andrew paid. Then kelvin wanted to pay. He told the boss wat he eat. Tat is when JANE BOON made her move. She quickly went out of the restaurant leaving poor kelvin there. Kelvin with no idea wat to do wanted to go out of the restaurant but was stop by his leader andrew. Andrew shouted "Wei, eat liao dont want pay money ar??" Kelvin was shocked. So that is how his image and reputation gone just like that. He was so ashamed. Everyone now think of him as the man who had eaten and dont wanna pay. Where in the world he want to hide his face now?? No one knows. Only god knows!! So all people out there. BEware of JANE BOON who like to steal people image and also reputation. She make sure that u will lose ur face in front of every people and also animel!! THE END!!

*This post is for people that know me and my Gang oni!! Sorry if u dont understand!! hehe

6 comments:

min said...

omg!! !
wakakakakaka.......!!!!
kelvin u got no more cha siew fan to eat anymore.. no more image. u still dare to go that shop again?
dun forget next time u dun run so fast stand there and shout at mit. even he had already pay~~
hahahahahahahaha.. ^-^

Mitchy said...

why shout me pula!! i am the first victim to kena le!! Kelvin is second de!! wahahaha....

min said...

haha.. yes meh~
good lar.. then next time u all wont forget to bring ur wallet d mar..
:p

Anonymous said...

hey ma ci bai!
dun spoil my cute cute de image n reputation hor!
that day i realy realy is forget to paid for kelvin la!

nw i wan to apologise to de 2 victims(victim1=mit; victim2=kelvin)
realy realy SORRY!!!
wahahhahahaha!!!!

Mitchy said...

Wahaha...Not we purposely want to forget ma!! IS we really really forget de...Good ur head la pig!!

Ah jane boon!! U already got killer image liao la...no mroe cute image la...wahahaha..:P

If so easy say sorry then police station no need open lo!! hehe XD

[K]v00n said...

hahaha, 2nd victim here... jane boon.. really a killer image.. haih.. so sad on tat day..