Toasted!!

Haih..Anyone that is taking Managerial communication in MMU, please read this..I hereby give u some tips based on my experience!..Yesterday on 13 march 2008, me mitchy was toasted to death by the stupid toast master!! I was fated to die on that day as my luck ran out after the third time. My lecturer which i donno wat his name is choooses randomly by using number from your student matrix number. If u dont understand then please continue reading, i guess u will understand after a while. First number that some student shout out was 11. It was close to my ID which was 18. Lucky for me there was a guy name cedric whose id end with 11. So he was the first to try the toastmaster. Well, he was ok. He talk fluently and smoothly. After he finish he was to say out another 2 digit number. He said 43 and guess wat!! It was my KKK kelly ID number!! She was like..

Kelly: Harr?? Why me?? Die le!! So scared!

U can see the nervousness in kelly eyes as she walks to the front! Her toastmaster was ok too. Since this post is about me so i wont explain wat happen to other members. After kelly there was about 2 ppl which went out to try to win the toastmaster! Then so happen a guy call out number 18 which was my number!! Inside of me i was thinking..

Mitchy: Shit shit...Why 18?? U got no other number meh??? Die die my turn dy...

Then the lecturer call out the name...

Lec: ID ending with 18, Arti patel

Luck was on my side that time. I was relieved that it was not me!! But so on that day, Arti patel who is one of my group assignment member was absent on that day. My luck did not even last for 1 minute.. Damn..

Mitchy: Wat?? Why u never come to clas??? Why must u ponteng today?? why why?? chicken!!

That was on my mind that time. So i prepared my self again for the worst. Putting my bag on the table, i was prepared to stand up..

Lec: Since arti is not here, i will call on the next person..
Lec: Another person ID ending with 18, Mr ......(forgot his name)..

Me with a smiling face reacted..

Mitchy: Yooohoooo, not me...Another person got same number 18... yea yea...SAfe!!!

After that guy present his toastmaster he call a number. It was an Indian Girl name Manisha (Sorry if i got her name wrong). Well, i say abit bout her as i think her toastmaster was perfect. She talk very fluently and got all her point correctly. Listening to her was like listening to a professor giving a talk but much more interesting which could attract all the attention of the audience. I was impressed with the way she present her toastmaster. Bravo..Clap for her...After she finish she call out number 99. The lecturer look through the name list but could not find any ID number with a 99. So he decided to add both number 9 + 9 = 18...Damn!!! Luck ended...

Lec: ID number 1061110518, Michelle wong...

The whole class burst out with laughter and making me even more scared and nervous.

Mitchy: Erm, Sir, my name is Mitchell not michelle.

Walking toward the front while looking at all the laughing face of my classmate, i was thinking.."Damn u all, stop laughing...how how?? wat to do?? haih"

Lec: Your topic is based on titanic. There was a scene where the main actor said to the girl "if u jump, i jump". Wat is your opinion for this i jump u jump.

I was like " OH o...Wat the hell is that?? I jump u jump?? Now i feel like jumping.

Well, i started out good by making a joke.

Mitchy: As u have heard wat the lecturer as said that in the movie titanic, the guy said to the guy that he will jump if the girl jump.. for me if u jump, then i wont jump as i am scared of dying. I will give u an exmample. Lets say i have a fren who is very very bad. U know that he want to rob a bank so will u follow him?? I am definitely not because i am a good guy (the class laugh again!! Sweat! I am not good guy meh??? STop laughing). So when he jump towards the bad side, i wont..

Stop thinking a while...Looking around the class looking for tips but could not find any..My mind was totally blank. I said a few more things then i end it..The lecturer said

Lec: u started out good but ur ending a bit no good...

Haih, after hearing that, i was so paiseh...Why i could not think of more things to talk about?? Why am i so stupid?? Haih...

So that is how my toastmaster went!! I tot could excape when there was other people with ID number ending with 18 but fate wanted me to present that day..Heres a little advise to student who are taking this sub next time..Please read more newspaper. IT can help u alot. Even if u never read it everyday but please make sure u read the newspaper on that very day that u are presenting. Tq tq

I think my english is abit out in this post so if u dont understand please forgive me for my stupidness!! hehe^^