Ishhh, I am so Brilliant !!

Ishhh, i am so brilliant !! I really am. U do not believe me?? Then let me tell u why. It is because of yesterday investment exam. I had studied the whole nite at king sim house preparing for the exam. So feeling quite confident, i went to the exam. When i open the exam paper, i could not stop laughing. I was like "Issshhhhh, this got few question so easy....wahahaha". So i did everything with a happy heart. After i finish, i counted to see roughly how much mark i would get.

Q1 = 10
Q2 = 10
Q3 = 6
Q4 = 3
Q5 = 5

So the total would be 34 over 50 which is quite good already and with that mark i could get an A. Since i finish doin the paper, i went out of the exam hall cos sitting in there was too boring. Then one by one, everyone starting to come out. All those that came out early started discussing on how they did. So i who usually never bothered to know how i did was feeling kepo so when to listen. After listening, i knew that i have did wrongly in my exam. Now the total mark that i can get is...

Q1 = 3
Q2 = 10
Q3 = 3
Q4 = 0
Q5 = 0

Ishhhhhh, only 16 mark?? OMG fucking god!!!! Why like that ??? Here is why...

Q1 = Stupid mistake, never read question properly so use wrong digit in the equation.
Q2 = No mistake
Q3 = Suppose to use calculater but i "Ke Qiang" use formula.
Q4 = Dont know how to do also.
Q5 = Did all wrong. Tot i know but actually donno.

Haih, that why i say that i am so brilliant. I could not score on such an easy paper cos i am too brilliant. So please give me harder paper next time ya mmu lecturers..ishhhhhhhh